Least surprising headline of the week: George Hamilton has skin cancer.

Publication: National Enquirer

Date: 22 August 2011



Fresh trash on Thursdays! The Flagship tells us, in an exclusive no less, that famed tanning expert George Hamilton is now battling skin cancer.



This blog It's News 2 Them™ would also like to print an exclusive story that the sun will rise in the east tomorrow morning.



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