All the latest mess from Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 31 Oct. 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

In Touch has a whole bunch of stories about the cast from Real Housewives of New Jersey. Since the headlines refer to the reunion show, I assume the show is currently between seasons, so this may be part of the last flurry of stories until next season. Here are the headlines.

• The vicious fights you didn't see on TV!
• Exclusive! Teresa tells all
• It's worse than anyone knows
• Jacqueline skips reunion after a "mental breakdown"
• Melissa caught confessing she married for money
• Caroline's shocking financial mess
  

You So Crazy Alert™: Casey Anthony headed for mental ward.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 10 Oct. 2011

We get another big Casey Anthony headline this week, this time from the Enquirer and based entirely on a "friend fears" speculation about Casey being sent to a mental institution, where she will be subjected to "the straight-jacket, padded cell and shock treatments!"

Stay classy, Enquirer!

You So Crazy Alert™: Sophia Loren bares all at age 76!

Publication: Globe

Date: 29 August 2011



Welcome to gossip hell, Sophia Loren! The Globe says the international film star has had topless pictures taken recently at the age of 76. Anyone who saw Boy On A Dolphin, the 1957 movie she made when she was 23, already has a very good idea of what she looked like nekkid, and what she looked like was nothin' but fine, fine, FOINE!



Since the only other kind of story the Globe would tell about her is a Brave Last Days alert, I'd have to say this is preferable.

You So Crazy Alert™: Mary Kate Olsen's tearful public breakdown

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 1 August 2011

While other gossip sources show interest in the Olsen twins, young and allegedly worth billions while looking like heroin addicts, the Only Ten Magazines That Matter have left them alone for the most part. The Enquirer says this week that Mary Kate, whose last big brush with tabloid fame came when she was allegedly the last person to see Heath Ledger alive way back in early 2008, had a tearful public breakdown and they have exclusive pictures.