Bun in the oven alert™: Jen's baby bump.

Publication: OK!
Date: 7 Nov. 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! OK!, the nicest of the supermarket rags if not the most reliable, is trying to get America's Spinster Jennifer Aniston pregnant. This week's headline reads:

Jen: her baby bump gets bigger

The story has already been denied.

Bun in the oven alert™?: Jen trying to get pregnant.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 15 August 2011

In Touch at least has a possibly true headline, saying Jennifer Aniston is trying to get pregnant instead of saying she is pregnant for sure.

Then again, if she's going for pregnancy this fast, is it any wonder she's a spinster?